A: Frightened out of my skin by a moose with gold lamé spats. (13:05, Thu 17-Jun-2010)
FGZstar: Q: So, Merlyn, how is it you come to be standing on your head in a cow pat?

A: 20 pairs of gold lame spats. (13:59, Thu 17-Jun-2010)
Peppercorn: Q: What are you getting Da for Father's Day?: (03:09, Fri 18-Jun-2010)
A:: A partridge in a pear tree. (03:13, Fri 18-Jun-2010)
Raak: Q: What sort of game can you hunt in an English orchard?

A: Blue rubber blebs everywhere. (12:43, Fri 18-Jun-2010)
Pablo: Q: Hey, Raak, what can we expect at your fetish party this weekend?

A: A slight deviation to the east (19:58, Sun 20-Jun-2010)
Blob: Q: How was Benjamin Britten considered by Elgar ?

A: They removed it from the map in disgust. (09:56, Mon 28-Jun-2010)
Merlyn: Q: Why won't Google direct me to Grope Cunt Lane?

A: I never received that memo! (15:18, Mon 28-Jun-2010)
Raak: Q: Hi Merlyn, we all had a fantastic time at the orgy last night, why weren't you there?

A: I think it's looking at me. (17:29, Mon 28-Jun-2010)
Pablo: Q: Why are you worried about the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?

A: Not from where I'm standing (18:17, Tue 29-Jun-2010)
Merlyn: Q: Isn't it a bit dangerous to taunt the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal with those chinese chicken drumsticks? (09:05, Wed 30-Jun-2010)
Merlyn: A: Seventeen thousand, eight hundred and six. (09:06, Wed 30-Jun-2010)
Raak: Q: How many chinese chicken drumsticks does it take to satisfy the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal?

A: A three-gun salute. (14:30, Thu 01-Jul-2010)
Pablo: Q: What is the correct way to greet the third son of a Marquis when he arrives at a party?

A: Almost all of them, apart from the Tories. (19:33, Sun 11-Jul-2010)
FGZstar: Q: Who wants the alternative vote?

A: It's a Floater! (23:53, Wed 14-Jul-2010)
Raak: Q: What do you call a tarball in the sea that doesn't sink? Feeble, but this has sat for longer than a washed-up tarball on a Florida beach

A: No-one ever mentions the sixth Tibetan. (10:02, Mon 26-Jul-2010)
PaulWay: Why is Harry Lime considered to be a second-rate mystery?

The higher the fewer, the lower the greater. (00:50, Thu 29-Jul-2010)
Merlyn: Q: What was the motto of the short lived Tibetan Navy?

A: It's been lost up Uluru for 20 years. (13:13, Mon 02-Aug-2010)
Merlyn: (13:13, Mon 02-Aug-2010)
Raak: Q: What really became of the "dingo baby"?

A: These verses are more full of meaning than any others that ever were made. (21:35, Tue 03-Aug-2010)
FGZstar: Q: What would Sigmund Freud think of Katie Price's new single?

A: Lady Penelope (00:20, Thu 05-Aug-2010)
PaulWay: Question: which Thunderbird actor was secretly gay?

Answer: Fourteen drunken sailors emerging from the mist. (06:38, Thu 05-Aug-2010)
Pablo: Q: Which scene did they cut out of the film "Gidget Goes Hawaiian"?

A: Only after you remove the skin. (12:17, Thu 05-Aug-2010)
Raak: Q: Is there any remedy for phimosis?

A: Stand on one toe for a year. (13:28, Thu 05-Aug-2010)
Blob: Q: What punishment was meted out to the failed North Korean ballerina ?

A: Ging gang goolie goolie goolie goolie watcha, Ging gang goo, ging gang goo (09:03, Tue 10-Aug-2010)
Merlyn: Q What is Pavarotti's next single going to be?

A At 9 o'clock I shall jump up and down and whine in a piercing fashion. (10:45, Tue 10-Aug-2010)
Pablo: Q: What's Mariah Carey saying she's going to do in her guest spot on the new Jonathon Ross show?

A: After three gin and tonics, you should expect this. (12:42, Thu 12-Aug-2010)
PaulWay: Question: Why, why won't my wegs lurk?

Answer: Half a pound of tuppeny rice, half a pound of minced monkey. (06:00, Tue 17-Aug-2010)
FGZstar: Q: In Hong Kong, what is in a 'Speshoo Cuwwy Fwy Wyyy'?

A:A new, made to measure kilt outfit. (17:14, Wed 18-Aug-2010)
Raak: Q: What did my brother rashly promise, many years ago, to wear to his daughter's wedding, a promise that has now come home to roost? (True story.)

A: I'm wondering whether to join in to give moral support. (20:46, Wed 18-Aug-2010)
Blob: Q: So what d'you reckon to the Coalition Government now ?

A: It sprouted wings and flew away ! (10:11, Fri 20-Aug-2010)
Pablo: Q: What happened to Craig Ventner's artificial life form?

A: As much as six times in a single night (12:10, Fri 20-Aug-2010)
FGZstar: Q: How often does Dunx need to use the toilet?

A: 4 8 15 16 23 42 (18:25, Fri 20-Aug-2010)
Blob: Q: So, FGZ, how old are your children now ?

A: Mont Tahat by way of Tamanrasset. (11:13, Mon 23-Aug-2010)
PaulWay: Question: What were God's original sailing instructions to Noah?

Answer: Pickled pork nose hairs. (01:33, Wed 01-Sep-2010)
Raak: Q: What makes the best toothpicks?

A: Give it a good scradging around the edges. (11:53, Wed 01-Sep-2010)
Merlyn: Q: My prink is getting rather cronged about the forskem. What do you advise?

A: With a bit of help, anything will go in. (16:15, Fri 03-Sep-2010)
Blob: Q: What is the French government's philosophy regarding the Common Agricultural Policy ?

A: A cran of herrings, no less ! (09:34, Tue 07-Sep-2010)
Pablo: Q: What will a schrool of sharks eat for breakfast?

A: It's because of that we lost tthe Empire (12:25, Thu 09-Sep-2010)