Nork dabilen bideak harrapatu ohi du (13:50, Tue 13-Oct-2009)
Raak
New York devils with two beaks! Horrible! O God!

Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça? (14:24, Tue 13-Oct-2009)
irach
What quest are you on?

Tudnál lassabban beszélni? (15:31, Tue 13-Oct-2009)
Pablo
Toenailed girls are banned from embezzling, no?

Eignast die garður Grátklökkur (12:10, Thu 15-Oct-2009)
Merlyn
My great grand father Gary was the best clockmaker in history.

Non a vuoto e di distruggere (18:34, Sat 17-Oct-2009)
irach
I will not vote for this trucker

Vada dritto! e poi giri a sinistra (15:43, Sun 18-Oct-2009)
Raak
Walk to the right while twirling your poi to the left.

Man ist, was man isst. (16:24, Sun 18-Oct-2009)
Darren
He who smelt it dealt it.

Ardi txikia, beti bildots. (23:01, Sun 18-Oct-2009)
Pablo
That's a tough taxi that Betty built.

A хиляда прошка (11:46, Tue 20-Oct-2009)
irach
A proud Cypriot cow.

Varvete napravo! Posle savivate na diasno! (15:45, Thu 22-Oct-2009)
Raak
I have proved Varvo's Conjecture! I shall vivaciously tell you about it over dinner!

Antoandro faka ronono ka ilaozan'ny omby mihahaka. (08:40, Thu 29-Oct-2009)
Chalky
Antony Andrews faked a car chase in his zany new comedy. How we laughed.

Ik heb en afspraak voor en kleine beurt (11:09, Thu 29-Oct-2009)
Pablo
I spoke in Afrikaans in front of a small piece of footwear.

A face nu plimbare pe iarbă (13:09, Thu 29-Oct-2009)
irach
A face of no plumber is dry

Quand cet amour nous enchaine, s'accroche a la peau. (14:23, Thu 29-Oct-2009)
Raak
If you eat rusty chains, you'll scratch your intestines.

Akha-gum-ishi ashi gurum. (14:46, Thu 29-Oct-2009)
Pablo
Also known as "Wrigleys" is the ash of the great teacher

Ed adorna thalamum tuum (13:18, Thu 05-Nov-2009)
irach
Ed adores Thalia mums, two of 'em

Я так сильно скучалa (Ya tak sil'no skuchala) (22:30, Thu 05-Nov-2009)
Raak
You're not taking the couch. (A traditional Russian reply to a partner who has announced their intention to leave, expressing indifference to their departure and confidence in finding another. Like saying "shut the door on your way out.")

Raash te feegatpin: nuukazet nhamaru'eng, shayip büngnetuk seepiit. (11:20, Mon 09-Nov-2009)
Pablo
For a rash on the leg of a gay: nuclear pharmacy is required, bung it on and let it seep.

No, amor per me non ha (13:12, Tue 10-Nov-2009)
irach
No, I have no armour on me

Mochho tanchha tin chaa dalaa; tautay tautay mochha (21:44, Wed 11-Nov-2009)
Merlyn
I like coffe, I like tea, I like the girls and they like me.

Bafulwe ulobona batanta mumunsamu (15:32, Thu 19-Nov-2009)
Terry
Baffled bu the bulbous batman (12:56, Sun 22-Nov-2009)
Jes it nae rarfer ploon tontin (12:57, Sun 22-Nov-2009)
Pablo
Jesus, that plan for the rafters never calls for 1000kg of tin does it?

Unser dummer Pöbel meint (16:25, Sun 22-Nov-2009)
Raak
Our stupid Paul, the maintenance man. (An expression of annoyance used when finding a drainpipe has sprung a leak, there's no toilet paper, or the web server has fallen over yet again. "Stupid Paul" is a figure of fun in German folk tales, in which the eponymous anti-hero does something stupid, and the villagers gather around to point fun at "stupid Paul, the (whatever occupation he was attempting)" before stuffing him head first into a barrel of sheep guts.

Piae Cantiones (14:14, Tue 15-Dec-2009)
irach
He sings for pies (a reference to Tommy Tucker)

Adeste, fideles, laeti triumphantes; Venite, venite in Bethlehem (04:07, Wed 16-Dec-2009)
Chalky
The ad features violinists astride three lady elephants playing:When night, when night in Bethlehem

Panta men kathara tois katharois (13:27, Mon 04-Jan-2010)
irach
Men pant upon viewing Katharine's toes and Katherine's eyes.

Man soll sich den örtlichen Gepflogenheiten (16:18, Fri 08-Jan-2010)
Merlyn
Man is only satisfied when he is flogged with a horse's tongue.

Va tu faire foutre (15:25, Wed 27-Jan-2010)
irach
You have a future as a fairy.

Más vale pájaro en mano que ciento volando (01:58, Fri 29-Jan-2010)
Raak
At Christmas, a pair of pajamas fills one's hands better than a hundred voles.

Die Erde war wüst und leer, und es war finster auf der Tiefe (12:54, Fri 19-Feb-2010)
irach
It's been heard Lear made war with sausages, and with that implement of war he finished off a thief.

Les beaux messieurs font comme ça
Et puis encore comme ça. (22:48, Fri 19-Feb-2010)
Raak
Look! The baby's done it's business in the font! And now it's peed in it!

Warum einfach machen wenn man auch kompliziert sein kann? (10:55, Thu 25-Feb-2010)
Raak
it's its (22:16, Sat 27-Feb-2010)
Raak
Just the first one. (12:54, Sun 28-Feb-2010)
FGZstar
When can a man feel complicit in making fakes?

Ngayon kung ano ang isang kaibig-ibig sa araw na ito naka- out na! (11:09, Thu 01-Apr-2010)
Raak
This game has reached the end of its natural life -- throw it out! (16:06, Wed 28-Apr-2010)

Merlyn
King Kong is Gay; He sings as he takes anal, and likes it big, his shaft plunging in maked men. This ends today's outing.

La belle dame sans merci (16:11, Wed 28-Apr-2010)
Merlyn
Simulposts - I re-posted not having read Raak's. (16:12, Wed 28-Apr-2010)